Speed Reader III

How to unlock Speed Reader III in Cheevos. Navigate 50 pages in a single session. Worth 15 XP.

The story

Partner. Fifty pages. This is not a browsing session anymore. This is an expedition.

Cache has seen a lot of sessions come through the Stash. Most of them end well before fifty pages. Fifty is the number where casual looking has clearly turned into something else: a deep dive, a research project, a problem you would not let go of until it was solved.

He wants to know what you were looking for. Was it a diagnosis you needed a second, third, and eleventh opinion on? A purchase you were determined to get exactly right? A rabbit hole that opened under your feet and just kept opening? Cache does not need the answer. But he thinks about it anyway, because fifty pages tells him something true about how a person's mind works when it will not quit.

Here is the turn: Cache used to think a long session meant something had gone wrong, that you had gotten lost. He has revised that opinion. A fifty-page session usually means you found the thing you needed, or you got close enough to feel it. Getting lost and finding your way are the same motion from where he sits.

This is research-grade browsing. The Stash is watching, and it is impressed.

The catalog entry

FIFTY PAGES Acquired: Navigated 50 pages in a single session. Condition: EXCELLENT. This is research-grade browsing. Rarity: Rare. Most people do not go this deep. Cache's Notes: Fifty pages. Partner, this is not casual browsing. This is an expedition. I want to know what you were looking for. I want to know if you found it. The Stash is watching.

Spoiler: how to unlock it

This one takes a genuinely long, focused browsing session.

  1. Start a session and keep navigating without a big break.
  2. Follow the thread wherever it leads: search results, articles, comparison pages, forum threads.
  3. Reach 50 distinct pages within that same continuous session.

Fifty distinct pages in one sitting is well past the range of a quick errand and squarely into deep research territory. This is the kind of session browsers themselves try to help you manage, through features like tab groups and session restore, precisely because human research sessions really do sprawl this wide. If you want to make a session like this easier to retrace later, most browsers let you view your full navigation history in order, which is a good way to reconstruct exactly how you got from page one to page fifty.

Where it fits in the Stash

Cache reserves a special corner of the navigation shelf for sessions like this one, the ones that go the distance. It sits near the achievements that reward stamina, not just curiosity. For the story of the raccoon who never gets tired of a long trail, read the story.